12PM Ship Packages

Sales Rep: Could you get me a UPS freight rate to send this to Annapolis, Maryland?
Secretary: ...That'll cost $35.
Sales Rep: That's not bad.
Secretary: I thought it would be more. Isn't Maryland, like, in another country?
Sales Rep: You're fucking kidding, right?
Secretary: No, Maryland is another country, isn't it?
Sales Rep: Unbelievable.

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