7AM Hell Hath No Fury Like a Reporter Spurned

Reporter: We can't give Gary an award.
Copy editor: Why not? You know, if it's the best story and he was here during that month...
Reporter: What, we're going to give him a posthumous award?
Copy editor: You know, Gary's not dead.
Reporter: He is to me!

189 W. Main Street
Spartanburg, South Carolina


Overheard by: W. Texas Mike