Manager, finishing excruciatingly long presentation: Wow, I just way overblew my load! Renton, Washington
Guy with loafers but no socks on cell: Hi son, it's me. Am I going to see you at the club tonight, or are you staying home? Oh, okay. So did you switch your class schedule? So now you're taking gym instead of business law? Terrific! That's great. Okay, see you soon. Bye. New Haven, Connecticut Overheard by: who calls their son
Loud office lady: I don’t need to learn no more. You know money, you know dick, you know pussy — you don’t need to know no more.
Government office, 400 Maryland Avenue SW
Ditzy intern: I know you’re busy so I’m not going to exasturbate things…
Suit: Oh, not at all… In fact, better that you exasturbate me than the boss. 1901 Main Street
Columbia, South Carolina
Co-worker #1: There’s an all-hands meeting today at 11:45.
Co-worker #2: Oh, I’m going to be busy then. Do I have to go?
Co-worker #1: Do you have hands? 4540 Lacey Boulevard SE
Lacey, Washington Overheard by: Melisa
Loud guy on cell: No way! Last time they didn’t charge me with a felony!
Blue Grass Airport
Lexington, Kentucky Overheard by: Glad to be leaving the States
Employee on phone: Church choir practice kicked my ass last night!
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska Overheard by: DB
Group Manager: Just to let you know, your boss went to go get his AIDS shot for his travel to India.
Co-worker: What I don’t understand is, why don’t we all get the AIDS shot?
Group Manager: Um, that was a joke. 440 9th Avenue
New York, NY Overheard by: John Leffler
Woman on phone: I just don’t want you to end up on that show where the news reporter comes into the kitchen and the guys have their pants off…