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5PM Pass the Penetrating Oil
Employee #1: You are so anal about cleaning...
Employee #2: I am the queen of anal.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jodie
4PM Though I Did Think "Smokey" Was an Unusual Name
Loud finance lady on the phone: Oh, so you're a bear? I never would have guessed.
Stratford, Connecticut
3PM Whatever You Say, Richard Gere.
30-something communications manager: I've learned to love my wild gay hairs... "Gray" hairs!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess
2PM And She Has Difficulty Recognizing Furniture
Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.
Falls Church, Virginia
1PM Or Would That Be Cheetahng?
Receptionist: What if a man mated with a cheetah? Would he be able to participate in the Olympics?
Redmond, Washington
Overheard by: Cheetaur
12PM ...Just As You Requested.
Tech guy to intern: If you take that network diagram, cut and paste it into word, save it as an mp3 and play it back, it will be circus music.
Solana Beach, California
11AM The Chipmunk's Cheeks Need to Look Full for This Photo Shoot
Manager loudly on phone: Now you're gonna have to put a golf ball in there, and it'll be twice as big!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Nator
10AM Why Was Jesus Always With the Disciples, Man?
Geek #1: Yeah, I'm pretty good with the chicks these days.
Geek #2: Oh, yeah? How?
Geek #1: I just walk up to them and be like "how you doiiiinn'" and I got them.
Geek #2: Then why are you always with me?
SUNY
New Paltz, New York
9AM But in a Dark Room in the Middle Of the Day, They're a Lifesaver
Coworker: I don't mind wearing my glasses. I just don't like to when it is raining or snowing or when I'm out at night... or when it's sunny outside.
Manhattan
5PM Why Crocs Exist
Office bimbette: Oh my god, that place is so weird. I hate going there with all those guys. I have to make sure I look really ugly when I go there.
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: at least she doesn't have to try that hard...
4PM It Being Halloween and All
Boss, answering cell: Hello? (pause) Yeah, I just wanted to check if you were wearing pants today.
Grand Rapids, Michigan
3PM I Translate His Words Into the Language Of Decent People
Female program manager: You got a sec?
Male program manager: I have lots of secs.
(pause)
Engineer: He means he has a lot of time.
Utah
Overheard by: Snickering Intern
2PM We Told You It Was the Latest Fad
Coworker #1: What kind of creamer is that?
Coworker #2: It's Bailey's.
Coworker #1: You put Bailey's in your coffee at work?
Coworker #2: Yeah, I always put Bailey's in my coffee. It's not that strong or anything.
Coworker #1: Can I get some of that?
Des Plaines, Illinois
1PM They Totally Have an App for That
Male coworker to female coworker: Naw! You should just put out for the iPhone.
Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois
Overheard by: Corporate America Ate My Young Adulthood
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