They May Be Deltas

Guy #1: I really want to find this book that I read in high school… It was called, like, Brave New World or something.
Guy #2: Um, no, you’re thinking of ‘I Can Show You the World.’
Guy #1: Oh! … Wait, no, that’s that song from Aladdin.
Guy #2: Oh, yeah… So what section would it be in?
Guy #1: I don’t know, Fiction? No, wait — Non-fiction!

Barnes and Noble
Savannah, Georgia


Overheard by: Leia

I Can Explain the Lawnmower

Manager #1: Should we have the meeting in your office?
Manager #2: No, it looks like a Sears-Roebuck exploded in there.

Burnaby
Canadia


Overheard by: Working Girl