Female vegetarian coworker to male office executive at lunch pizza party: Keep your sausages to yourself! Salt Lake City, Utah
Enginee: I’m gonna beat you up!
Senior Engineer: What are you going to do, beat my chin up with your nuts? 117 South Street
Hopkinton, Massachusetts Overheard by: Fat French Kid
Manager: One of these days, I'm gonna stuff you with candy… I'm gonna hang you by your toes and beat you like a piñata. Washington, DC
Attorney: I heard [the client] was whiny.
Client in waiting room: I’m whiny because I’m sick and this is the first time I’ve left the house.
Attorney: Oh shit. 110 N. Washington Street
Rockville, Maryland Overheard by: Joan
Producer: Sorry I couldn’t make your screening, but as you heard I was
drunk and asleep even by the time your call came around. 12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
Meeting speaker: Either get on the train or get off the boat. Washington, DC
Woman wearing glasses straining to read document: Ugh! I need glasses. San Diego, California
35-year-old man at post office: I'd like to buy some stamps, please.
Postal employee: Here you go. (hands him generic stamps)
35-year-old man: Do you have any stamps that are a bit… cooler?
Postal employee: What did you have in mind?
35-year-old man: I don't know… Ninjas? Post Office
California Overheard by: Jamie
Job interviewer: So, when exactly are you moving here?
Job interviewee: As soon as we find a place to live. We’re looking for an apartment or a condom. 602 West University Avenue
Worker bee: Sorry, I got my lesbian juices all over it.
200 West 7th Street
Cincinnati, Ohio Overheard by: Phone Slave