He's a Lucky Guy, Doc

Receptionist: Your husband is on line one.
Chiropractor: I just had a stinky fart.
Receptionist: Thanks for sharing!

St. John's

“…I mean, rightsize us.”

Candidate: At my last job, our supervisors drilled it into us that we had to document everything we designed.
Interviewer: And what was the purpose of documenting your designs?
Candidate: They were getting ready to fire us. 47 Mall Drive
Commack, New York